How to Understand Professors
When John H put up a "Guide to Effective Scientific Communiction," this pointed out the need for any students out there to have a handle on how us profs talk. This will give you the basics:
What the Professor Really Means
by J. Timothy Petersik
from the Chronicle of Higher Education
Professor says . . .
You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field.
Professor means . . .
"I used it as a graduate student"
Professor says . . .
If you follow these few simple rules, you’ll do fine in this course.
Professor means . . .
"If you don’t need any sleep you’ll do fine in this course."
Professor says . . .
The gist of what the author is saying is what’s most important.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t understand the details either."
Professor says . . .
Various authorities agree that . . .
Professor means . . .
"My hunch is that . . . "
Professor says . . .
The answer to your question is beyond the scope of this class.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know."
Professor says . . .
You’ll have to see me during my office hours for a thorough answer to your question.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know."
Professor says . . .
In answer to your question, you must recognize that there are several disparate points of view.
Professor means . . .
"I really don’t know."
Professor says . . .
Today we are going to discuss a most interesting topic.
Professor means . . .
"Today we are going to discuss my dissertation."
Professor says . . .
Unfortunately, we don’t have time to consider all of the people who have made contributions to this field.
Professor means . . .
"I disagree with what roughly half of the people in this field have said."
Professor says . . .
We can continue this discussion outside of class.
Professor means . . .
Either 1) "I’m tired of this—let’s quit" or 2) "You’re winning the argument—let’s quit."
Professor says . . .
Today, we’ll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be a good educational experience.
Professor means . . .
"I stayed out too late last night and didn’t have time to prepare a lecture."
Professor says . . .
Any questions?
Professor means . . .
"I’m ready to let you go."
Professor says . . .
The implications of this study are clear.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know what it means either."
Professor says . . .
The test will be 50-questions multiple choice.
Professor means . . .
"The test will be 60-questions multiple guess, plus three short-answer questions (1,000 words or more) and no one will score above 55%."
Professor says . . .
The test scores were generally good.
Professor means . . .
"Some of you managed a C+."
Professor says . . .
The test scores were a little below my expectations.
Professor means . . .
"Where was the party last night?"
Professor says . . .
Some of you could have done better.
Professor means . . .
"Everyone flunked."
Professor says . . .
Before we begin the lecture for today, are there any questions about previous material?
Professor means . . .
"Has anyone opened the book yet?"
Professor says . . .
According to my sources . . .
Professor means . . .
"According to the guy who taught this class last year . . ."
Professor says . . .
It’s been very rewarding to teach this class.
Professor means . . .
"I hope they get someone else to teach it next year."
Originally posted at Here We Stand
What the Professor Really Means
by J. Timothy Petersik
from the Chronicle of Higher Education
Professor says . . .
You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field.
Professor means . . .
"I used it as a graduate student"
Professor says . . .
If you follow these few simple rules, you’ll do fine in this course.
Professor means . . .
"If you don’t need any sleep you’ll do fine in this course."
Professor says . . .
The gist of what the author is saying is what’s most important.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t understand the details either."
Professor says . . .
Various authorities agree that . . .
Professor means . . .
"My hunch is that . . . "
Professor says . . .
The answer to your question is beyond the scope of this class.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know."
Professor says . . .
You’ll have to see me during my office hours for a thorough answer to your question.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know."
Professor says . . .
In answer to your question, you must recognize that there are several disparate points of view.
Professor means . . .
"I really don’t know."
Professor says . . .
Today we are going to discuss a most interesting topic.
Professor means . . .
"Today we are going to discuss my dissertation."
Professor says . . .
Unfortunately, we don’t have time to consider all of the people who have made contributions to this field.
Professor means . . .
"I disagree with what roughly half of the people in this field have said."
Professor says . . .
We can continue this discussion outside of class.
Professor means . . .
Either 1) "I’m tired of this—let’s quit" or 2) "You’re winning the argument—let’s quit."
Professor says . . .
Today, we’ll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be a good educational experience.
Professor means . . .
"I stayed out too late last night and didn’t have time to prepare a lecture."
Professor says . . .
Any questions?
Professor means . . .
"I’m ready to let you go."
Professor says . . .
The implications of this study are clear.
Professor means . . .
"I don’t know what it means either."
Professor says . . .
The test will be 50-questions multiple choice.
Professor means . . .
"The test will be 60-questions multiple guess, plus three short-answer questions (1,000 words or more) and no one will score above 55%."
Professor says . . .
The test scores were generally good.
Professor means . . .
"Some of you managed a C+."
Professor says . . .
The test scores were a little below my expectations.
Professor means . . .
"Where was the party last night?"
Professor says . . .
Some of you could have done better.
Professor means . . .
"Everyone flunked."
Professor says . . .
Before we begin the lecture for today, are there any questions about previous material?
Professor means . . .
"Has anyone opened the book yet?"
Professor says . . .
According to my sources . . .
Professor means . . .
"According to the guy who taught this class last year . . ."
Professor says . . .
It’s been very rewarding to teach this class.
Professor means . . .
"I hope they get someone else to teach it next year."
Originally posted at Here We Stand
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