Strangely Appropriate Result
You’re St. Melito of Sardis!
You have a great love of history and liturgy. You’re attached to the traditions of the ancients, yet you recognize that the old world — great as it was — is passing away. You are loyal to the customs of your family, though you do not hesitate to call family members to account for their sins.
This is the first quiz result which 1) resulted in a completely unexpected answer of someone whom I'd barely heard of before; and 2) actually seems to tell me something about myself. I'll have to look into this.